Hello homo. I've not been updating coz i was living in rehab. Yeah, tell me about it. 1st of all, i would like to say "Alikato" to Ika Lavinge for that super freakin short post. I've changed my pass!! muahaha! It was so not necessary to tell the whole world what happened. Now all those gossip2 frens of mine would start to bitch around. Soooo many stories to tell you guys...let's start with my frens than i slowly exaggerate okaye.

I was sooo shocked that i fainted when i heard Spade was in the hospital. I shit you not, it's true. But i didn't faint laa, that was just to make the sentence more "urgh!". He got into a fight & ended up in the hospital..gado tak nak call member, ngok ape jadi. So i went to visit him with gang today thinking that we could kutok him there.

1st of all, i hate NUH. NUH stands for 'National University' Hospital not "Not U'r House". You must be a freakin homo if you're living in sg & you don't know that. Anywy, that hospital sucks. They got this "custom check" thingy which visitors must write their names, hp number, sex, where we're going, date blablabla. Like wth? Important meh? I got so irritated with that till i wrote down my class index number beside my name. haha!

Then they say only 2 visitors can visit the patient at 1 time & sya tried to negotiate with them but they were headstrong. Spade's girl was in the ward with him, which means only 1 person can go in. So we turn by turn go in. & i was shocked to see him. He was bleeding & blood was splurting everywhere. Doctors were running here & there calling for nurses. Psych! haha! Just joking. But i was shocked to see him. His girl was holding his hand so tight i could see spade clutching her hand in pain. I could see his face enduring the pain so strong. I totally forgot about kutok-ing him. I talked to him & he replied so weak i could barely hear his voice. & he called me on the 1st day he was admitted & this is how it went,


It's so hillarious to hear the scared voice of his. Well at least i could see he is still the same spade when he text to me "sumthin" when he could'nt talk just now. =) Get well bro. Now there's no1 to call me in the night talking shit & calling me to tell me that he saw some hot chick on the street.

The atmosphere of that ward was really so scary & sad at the same time. Imagine watching your best friend dying in front of you. I really dun wanna experience that again. Now i know how it feels to watch some1 in pain. & i usually always go "baik ah!" when i watch a movie where some lover boy watch his girl die. Well, i think that's gonna change now.

Gang wanted to eat at clementi so i accompanied them. Passed by Darusalam so we prayed there. Went to clementi & we passed by this super long traffic jam. SUPER LONG. & that's not the only catch, that jam was at the neighbourhood. So unusual. & we got to know why there was a jam when we walked pass it. Not an accident. But there was a petrol station making a crazy offer. Half price i think.

So we went to Clementi & ended up man's dad wanted to bring him to some place to eat. So i accompanied sya to eat at some shopping centre in Clementi & we talked shit alot. We suddenly talked about how bad other countries were compared to Singapore & it was...refreshing. Ended up, we kutok Malaysia, Thailand, India & Indo.

Malaysia with their Marrybrown, parliment yang tak ke mane & expensive public toilet. Thailand with their crazy traffic jams, crazy motorists, black markets, contra ciggs.
India with their over populated passengers in a train/bus & dirty environment.
Indo with their long-neck girls.

I could'nt angkat the one about Thai. I started to imagine there would be some1 who create a new NFS game. Need For Speed Bangkok. haha! Sya said the map of the race would be crazy coz the roads would not be smooth & there would be jams. haha!

Then we talked about serious stuffs. I bring up the topic about North Korea. I'm very pissed off wth their attitude man. They shoot that freakin taepodong2 missile over japan & they warned japan that any attempt to block or intercept their missile will result to war. WTH! For starters, their missile has a freakin gay name, Taepodong...Sounds like a ghost name or sumthing.

They should not have fired that gay rocket coz they have already been issued a ban by UN. Time for a little history lesson. FYI, this is not the first time NK shoot a freakin gay missile w/o the UN's permisson. In 2006, they shoot their first missile called Taepodong. So this 2 missiles must have been gay brothers...Anyway, they shot that missile & it was a failure. So since then, UN banned NK from any missile activities.

Which comes to the qn "why the hell did those losers fire a missile when they were banned?". Yet i see no North Korean guy get arrested for firing the missile. Didn't they just broke the law? Are the UN being too lenient? Ok, close 1 eye for this matter. Then comes to another matter.

I went to yahoo & the 1st thing i saw was this, "NK ship heading for Singapore". I clicked on it the moment i saw it. & apparently, those North Homos got this ship suspected of carrying tons of weaponry & nuclear materials. Singapore said they take this matter seriously & if there were any threats to our soil, they would act appropriately. That, i'm happy with. But I just hate those NK's attitude. They must be those kids in the class who always fight back when a teacher scolds them & never obey rules.

& if those North Homos are really carrying those tons of nuclear & heading for singapore, I'll be standing at the shores of Singapore East Coast carrying a parang & shotgun ready to kick their ass. Like how am i going to get a shotgun? Nvm, i go meet sya & we will go & buy at the black markets in Thailand.

I'm starting to sound so mature talking about all this politic issues. ~raises chin~ Anyway, have you ever felt hot when it's so cold outside. & when you touch your skin, it feels cold but somehow you just feel hot inside. Hot as in high temperature not sexy. God i hate this feeling. Any1 who likes this feeling is a big idiot.

& i really wanna watch "jangan pandang belakang congkak". Yeah, not jangan pandang belakang, not congkak. But jangan pandang belakang congkak. Recently aired at Malaysia. I watched the trailer & it's quite funny. This guy saw a ghost & coincidentally his friend called his phone. So he answered his phone in front of the ghost & this is how the convo went,


~Chao pa kao~