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Wednesday, June 24, 2009,

Did nothing much today. I only studied Physics today. & if i tell you guys about what i learn, i bet your brains would grow fungus. Besides if i post what i learned on my blog, it would make this blog darn borring & wordy. So i'm gonna post some convos which i can't get out of my head.

I met ika & here's how it went,

Ika: Hiee!

Dosh: Peace from the middle east my sista. *does a lame handshake*

Ika: There you go with your crap again. Why do you look so...

Dosh: Handsome? Yeah i know, tell me about it.

Ika: No laa. You look kinda expired.

Dosh: Expired?!! Wth is that suppose to mean? I looked like i never bathed?

Ika: No...like..u look exhausted like that.

Dosh: I slept late last night.

Ika: How come? I thought you were always that good boy who sleeps before 10?

Dosh: Dunno laa, i just couldn't sleep.

Ika: Ouuh, You were thinking of me riiiiiteee? =]

Dosh: You wish! Muke sotong sak ckp gtu.

Ika: Hees.

Then we saw this girl who i thought looked like her,

Dosh: eh! eh! *taps her* Look at that girl!! *points*

Ika: yeah, why?

Dosh: she looks like you!! Is that your sista or sumthin?

Ika: No laaa, where got?!! I look much much more sexier. *poses*

Dosh: Eww. I think she is hotter...maybe i'll ask for her number

Ika: AYE!

Dosh: haha!

Then syirah came,

Dosh: Syiraahh!! Come here faster.

Syirah: ah, wat wat?

Dosh: look at that girl...she looks like ika rite?

Syirah: EH! ah ah laa! & on top of it, she looks like that nasi lemak unty below my block.

Dosh & Syirah: HAHAHAHA!! *hi-5*

Ika: That's it. You guys are gonna die. ARGHH!!!

Dosh: eh!! RUN!!

& ika chased us around the neighbourhood while the both of us were running & laughing at the same time. haha! good times..

Then came ipin,

Ipin: Heello sayang

Dosh: ni mesti baru tarik..

Ipin: haha, aku dengar skola start 1 week later..btol heh?

Dosh: not sure, rumours uh. Kalau skola start pon kau bukanye datang!

Ipin: haha! maybe aku datang.

Dosh: Yeah, aku maybe pergi haji.

Ipin: alhamdullilah. =) Eh, mr rani da cao heh?

Dosh: ah

Ipin: be sape take over?

Dosh: Not sure yet....kau ah

Dosh: haha! Roboh sak skola

Ipin: haha. Hari2 gado. pastu aku jual drugs pat students. HAHAHA!

Dosh: da da..chill

Ipin: oi. Potong rambut supersaiyan kau tu laa.

Ipin: Yang penting, rambut KERENTING harus DIGUNTING!

Ipin: hahahahhaa!!!!

Dosh: Diam ah! rambut aku tak kerenting ah setan.

Ipin: Aduh, sakit tekak ketawe...

Dosh: tu ah, rokok lagy

Ipin: bukan rokok, tapi "panas".

Dosh: haha

Ipin: Eh, Dosh

Dosh: yeah?

Ipin: Tunjuk gambar pompuan baru kau

Dosh: saper blang kau aku ade mataer?

Ipin: Aku kan Dj Ipin

Dosh: tsk, you're not aswering my qn

Ipin: Kau kan rapper doshy....kter kwan baek pe.....kau dulu2 blang aku kau tak ingat

Dosh: Rapper doshy...namer mcm playboy je. Aku tak pernah blang kau ah penipu

Ipin: haha! tapi kau ade kan? aku ngok muke kau je aku da tau.

Dosh: layan. I'm single & available baby! haha!

Ipin: ape2 ah. Eh, ari tu aku nampak msn kau kau tulis "iactura paucourm serva multos" kan?

Dosh: yeah! Ingat sei kau.

Ipin: tu ape? Magic spell? haha! " iactura paucourm serva multos! Mati kau! "

Dosh: haha. never thought of that. Tak uh, it's an italian saying.

Ipin: what does it mean?

Dosh: Scarifice the few to save the many....cool kan kan kan?

Ipin: ouuuh. setau aku...

Dosh: Jangan start ipin.

Ipin: atok aku pernah blang...

Dosh: allah hu akbar!

Ipin: scarifice the many to save the few.

Dosh: atok kau gler. Da buang tabiat!

Ipin: haha! tak baek tao main ngan atok orang. Dosa...

Dosh: kau da buat lagy banyk dosa dari aku pin..

Ipin: You got a point there sexy

Dosh: gler..

& it's freezing cold here & i'm hungry!! My hair is like a curtain, i wanna cut but mommy don't allow. My friends say i'm lucky to have a mum like this. No comments to that. Mommy just bought me my fav swiss alps choco. I shall fatten myself now.

Btw, don't you guys think that ming is hot on rem? Gosh...

I shall end by saying,

~selamat tinggal rakan rakan ku~

haha! I bet you guys could alrdy tell i'm crazy.. =)

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