I've not been updating coz i was busy meditating. Like everywhere i turn, i see some1 angry. Call me an idiot but i imagined myself living on an island alone. Everything would be okay except for the part where i get sick of that place. haha! Layaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

& to that anjing jantan. Jangan nak asal boleh kentot heh. Don't make up shits about me just coz you're angry. Tuhan kurniakan mulut tu jage baik-baik. Tuhan kurniakan aku tangan tapi nasib kau baik aku dapat package. Tuhan beri aku kesabaran yang power gler. Perangai mcm kurang kasih sayang, nak katekan kerbau betina pon kalah. Report pasal aku kau number 1 bler ckp psl diri sendiri, nombor NRIC kau pon kau tak tau. Bodoh. Bongok. Bahalol. Bong-bong. Ade lagi banyak B words tapi kalau aku type nanti tu da kwang ajar.

For those who don't understand my 2nd para. Let's just say that i feel happy that i have friends. Spade is a setan. But i love him. Syakir, man, kim, qx, ellysa, emma, avril, paul, peter, george, thanks for being there for me. Okay, the last 3 names i just made them up. haha! Oh ya, Ika too. Especially. Looks like a minah but u guys don't know that she's doing undercover. I don't even know that myself.

Okay, I'm in the mood to make up stuffs which is not true now. Just read for the fun of it okay. But if you're in that life/death situation, i suggest u don't read this coz u would be wasting your time. I'm gonna make this a little different. I write a few stuffs, some are real & some are not. The answers would be at the bottom of this post.

• A canoe instructor drowned himself like an idiot at Mac Ritchie. (True/False)

• The percentage of oxygen in air is 21%. (True/False)

• Dosh is a hardcore metal (songs) fan. (True/False)

• Camel has 3 humps on their back. (True/False)

• Adam Lambert is gay. (True/False)

• Alexandra Graham Bell invented the telephone. (True/False)

• True. The canoe instructor really drowned. I swear.

• False. To be exact the percentage of oxygen in air is 20.99999%. I looked it up on the net.

• This one i half true and half false. Coz i use to be that "cannot live w/o metal" kid. But after hanging out with some people who introduces other genre, i listen to almost all genre now.

• False! A camel can have 2, 3 or even 4 humps! Hakim should know this. This is a fact. Again, i looked it up.

• Yes Adam confessed that he is gay but he did coz he was irritated with girls checking him out 24/7. Out of the mental pressure, he told the media he was gay to solve his girl problem. Okay i just made that up. He is gay. NEXT!

• False! Alexander graham bell is the one who invented telephone. If u guys look closely, i spelled his name incorrectly before that.

Why is my post so weird today? I feel like deleting this 1 & make a new 1. NOT! haha! But seriously, i find my post weird. But i'm too lazy to make a new 1 coz i can't think of anything to post about. In my mind is only ika ika ika ika. haha! no laa. My mind is now so blank i think sound can't travel in it. God, i'm freakin myself out now.

Asalamualikom.